Pooping In Places

Taking Your Poops To The Next Level

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The Ultimate Poop Book

You've pooped in toilets your whole life. Repetitive relief in typical toilets becomes tedious, leading the mind to wander. We, at Pooping In Places headquarters, have those same wandering curiosities. That's where Pooping In Places, the ultimate poop humor book, comes in!

This poop book is heaped with thirty six new, unconventional methods of evacuating your bowels. Although some may call these 'poop pranks', we think of these as fictional pooping stories to stimulate your imagination while you safely squeeze out a stinky on your porcelain throne.

Pooping in places is not a lame poop joke book. It is a poop humor book that tells poop stories that will stimulate your imagination and give you appreciation for the creativity that other people have put into their defecation activities. Pooping in places is a great bathroom reader or funny gift for a friend; perhaps a Father's day gift, poop birthday gift, or even a gag Christmas gift. Maybe you'll just read it for yourself while doing your business!

Funny Ways To Poop

Pooping In Places is a book loaded to the brim with new ways to poop (intended for you to imagine and never try yourself). This poop humor book contains the famous Happy Halloween Kyle which has quickly become one of the most popular poops ever. Almost everyone is familiar with the legendary Upper Decker and poop-in-the-urinal (A.K.A. spiking the urinal) poop pranks and you can read about those elsewhere. Pooping In Places takes pooping to a whole new level giving you the ability to imagine far more complex pooping methods than those old worn out poop jokes.

Disclaimer: Do not perform any of these poops; use a toilet. This book is only to make you laugh.

We have multiple Pooping In Places t-shirts and accessories sporting our unique designs that make excellent gifts! Or, proudly show off your own love of poop humor.

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Will There Be a Pooping In Places Sequel?

If Pooping In Places sells 50,000 copies or more, then yes, there will be a second Pooping In Places book. That level of sales will prove there is enough demand for this type of poop humor book to be worth Theodore's time to compile a new set of poops in Pooping In Places: The Duece.

Pooping In Places Author: Theodore Graham

The author of Pooping In Places chose to use a pen name to avoid his reputation being smeared by those who do not appreciate poop humor. Theodore works in the world of data with a bunch of stuffy professionals who rarely appreciate poop humor. Theodore earned a masters degree in data and a second in buisness before realizing that poop holds all the answers needed for life. For a short while Theodore ran a poop blog called The Log Blog which has subsequently been flushed.

Theodore's appreciation for poop began at an early age playing hockey in Michigan. One particular rink had just replaced the toilets and left one old toilet under the stairway to dispose of later. The hockey team filled the spare toilet to the brim and Theodore's love of poop humor blossomed.

The name, Theodore Graham, is inspired by the real author's dog who provides endless hours of poop humor material.

Please note that you may contact Theodore through the social channels below, but due to a high volume of contact requests, response time will likely be delayed.

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